The Top Five Mothers Day Gifts of All Time

As a 16-year veteran of momdom, I feel I have a pretty good grasp on what we would REALLY like for Mothers Day. So, you say you want to know what Mom wants? Okay, you asked for it:

5) A day-long sibling cease-fire.
4) Not having to hear the word “what?” even once for the next 24 hours.
3) Whatever it is, ask dad for the duration of the day.
2) Do the dishes. Yes, all of them. And that DOES include the sink and counter. Always. Without exception.
1) Clean. Your. Room.

Don’t blame me. You wanted to know.

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2 Responses to “The Top Five Mothers Day Gifts of All Time”

  1. Oh yeah! That’s what I’m talking about 😉

  2. Jenifer Says:

    You got that right on! After 15 years of mom experience I would like to add doing the homework without being reminded. The “what” category also includes “why” “how come” and “do I have too”

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